May 2013
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
jonnoxvxrevanche:
I wonder how devastated every pseudo intellectual bro dude would feel if they knew the writers of American psycho and fight club were gay
I think about this sometimes. I think about this and smile to myself
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
