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// Amy/ 1993 / (Northern) Ireland / Tattoo Apprentice //

Hayley

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 
"Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours."
(via doudz)
walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

I am thrilled about all these Halloween related posts! Shine on, you crazy bloggers!

aflatoffkingsroad:

me on halloween

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure